Duration: 12 hours 23 minutes

VOLUME ONE: DURATION 12 HOURS 23 MINUTES
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Introduction (5'19")

Vol.1 Chapter 1 (51'54")

Earliest recollections.—An erotic nurse-maid.—Ladies abed.—My cock.—A frisky governess.—Cousin Fred.—Thoughts on pudend.—A female pedler.—Baudy pictures.—A naked baby.

Vol.1 Chapter 2 (65'13")

My godfather.—At Hampton-Court.—My aunt's backside.— Public baths.—My cousins' cunts.—Haymaking frolics.— Family difficulties.—School amusements.—A masturbating relative.—Romance and sentiment.

Vol.1 Chapter 3 (50'39")

A big servant.—Two sisters.—Armpits.—A quiet feel.— Baudy reveries.—Felt by a woman.—Erections.—My prepuce.— Seeing and feeling.—Aunt and cousin.—A servant's thighs.— Not man enough.

Vol.1 Chapter 4 (33'05")

My first frig.—My godfather.—Meditations on copulation.— Male and female aromas.—Maid and gardener.—My father dies.—A wet dream.—Bilked by a whore.

Vol.1 Chapter 5 (106'40")

Our house.—Charlotte and brother Tom.—Kissing and groping.—Both in rut.—My first fuck.—A virginity taken.— At a baudy house.—In a privy.—Tribulations.—Charlotte leaves.—My despair.

Vol.1 Chapter 6 (69'48")

Mary the cook.—A bloody nose and broken piss-pot.—An involuntary spend.—A feel and a poke.—A new sensation.—At a baudy house.—Mary's history.—She leaves.

Vol.1 Chapter 7 (61'38")

At the Manor house.—Fred's amours.—Sarah and Mary.—What drink and money does.—My second virgin.—My first whore.— Double fucking.—Gamahucking.—Minette.—A belly up and down.

Vol.1 Chapter 8 (36'38")

Fanny Hill.—Masturbation.—Friend Henry.—Under street- gratings at the gunmaker's.—A frigging match.—Sights from below.—In a back street.—A prick in petticoats.— Evacuations.—Ladies scared.

Vol.1 Chapter 9 (39'17")

Mrs. Smith.—A brutal husband.—My second adultery.—A chaste servant.—Road harlots.—A poke in the open.—Use for a silk handkerchief.—A shilling a tail.—Clapped.

Vol.1 Chapter 10 (80'23")

A big cunted one.—Sister Mary.—A wet dream.—Charlotte reappears.—Consequences.—My first child.—Cook Brown, and housemaid Harriet.—Masturbation and foolscap.—A deaf relative.—An uncomfortable pudendum.—A lacerated penis.— Sudden dismissals.

Vol.1 Chapter 11 (20'48")

Charwoman and daughter.—At a key-hole.—Cutting corns.—A shower and a barn.—A fat rumped Devonian.—Suggestive pictures.—A bum-hole offered.—Erotic madness.—Remorse.

Vol.1 Chapter 12 (52'19")

Sarah and Susan.—At the key-hole.—A village fair.—Up against a wall.—An unknown woman.—Clapped again.—My deaf relative.—Some weeks felicity.—Sarah's secret.—Susan's history.—Sarah with child.—Amidst black-berries.— Susan's virginity.—Susan with child.—Sisters' disclosures.—A row.—A child born.—Emigration.

Vol.1 Chapter 13 (31'48")

Of age.—Camille my first French woman.—Lascivious delights.—Harlots by the dozen.—Baudy books.—Tribades.— A grey-haired cunt.

Vol.1 Chapter 14 (37'23")

Piddlings.—Posturings.—Breast and arm-pit.—A turn over.— Used up.—Wanting a virgin.—Camille departs.—The Major's opinion.—Camille returns.—Louise.