VOLUME THREE

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CHAPTER I.—Straightened circumstances.—Promiscuous whorings.—The
garden privies.—Our neighbor's daughters.—Effects of a hard
turd.—Masturbation.—Bum-trumpeting.—Seeing and hearing too much.—A
pock-marked strumpet.—A neighbour's servant.—Don't wet inside.—-On
the road home.—Cheap amusements.—Bargains.—Watching brothels.—Cunt
in the open. Clapped again.—French letters, and effects.—Income
improved.—Piddle in the bye-streets.—An uprighter.—My pencil-case.—A
female bilker.—A savage frig.—A silk dress soiled.

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CHAPTER III.—A change in taste.—A small cunt longed for.—Hunting
in the Strand.—Yellow-haired Kitty.—Her little companion.—Oh!
you fool.—The house in E.. t. r Street.—Double
fees.—Kitty's pleasure.—Objections to washing.—Have the other
gal.—Cleanliness.—Home occupations.—I ain't gay.—Kitty's males.

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CHAPTER V.—Kitty's antecedents.—The fishmonger's.—Jim the shopman.
—Betty the maid.—Females in bed.—Mutual curiosity.—Letchery and
frigging.—Educated in coition.—Against the kitchen-wall.—Jim in
bed.—Betty's cunt washed out.—A look in the basin.—Cousin Grace,
and cousin Bob.—Bob on the spree.—A scuffle.—Topsy-turvy.
—Arsy-versy.—Bob's semen.—A masturbating duet.—Caught in the
act.—Kicked out.

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CHAPTER VII.—Brighton Bessie.—Change irresistible.—Bessie
in quod.—Lewd effects.—Spooning.—Her home.—Her
cabman.—Reflexions.—Two years after.—Five years later on.—The
mouse's promenade.—Bessie disappears.

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CHAPTER IX.—Returning home.—In the churchyard.—Two female
laborers.—Among the tombs.—A sudden piss.—An arse on the weeds.—Torn
trousers and a turd.—In front of the public house.

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CHAPTER XL—Esther meets me.—Vaux-hall.—Ex-harlot Sarah.—Esther
succumbs.—Big-arsed and bandy-legged.—Periodic fucking.—Matilda
invincible.—I part with Esther.—Her fortune.

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CHAPTER XIII.—Sarah's complaisance.—Mistress Hannah.—About
Sarah.—Sexual indifference.—After dinner.—Stark naked at last.—Her
form.—The scar.—Hannah's friendship.—The baudy house
parlour.—The Guardsman.—Sarah's greed.—A change in her manner.—A
miscarriage.—Going abroad.—I am madly in love.—Sarah's history.

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CHAPTER XV.—Louisa Fisher.—Chaffing.—Her form and fucking.—A
supper in bed.—A lascivious night.—Meeting
afterwards.—Hannah's legs.—Intruders in the bed-room.—Louisa's
voluptuousness.—Enciente.—Her husband.—Her gentleman friend.—About
herself.—Illness.—Mrs. A.

CHAPTER XVII.—When are women most lewd.—Garters, money and
promises.——About my servant.—The neckerchief. Armpits felt.—Warm
hints.—Lewd suggestions.—Baudy language.—Tickling.—Fanny
Hill.—Garters tried.—Red fingers.—Struggle, and escape.—Locked
out.—I leave.—Baudy predictions, and verification.

 CHAPTER XIX.—My soiled shirt.—Jenny's account of herself.—Fucking
and funking.—Poor John!—Of her pudenda.—Its sensitiveness.—Erotic
chat.—Startled by a caller.—Her married sister's unsatisfied
cunt.—How she prevented having children.—Doubts her husbands
fidelity.—Jenny taught the use of a French letter.—Hickery-pickery and
catamenial irregularities.

CHAPTER XXI.—Further undressing.—Slippers wanted.—Toilet
operations.—The effects of hash and beer.—A windy escape.—Feeling for
the pot.—Sisters exeunt.—A crushed hat, and soiled trousers.—A narrow
escape.—My benevolent intentions towards Jenny's sister.

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CHAPTER II.—Preliminary remarks.—A dress-lodger.—Lucy.—Sweet
seventeen.—An impudent demand.—A row.—The bawd.—My watch
requisitioned.—Exit barred.—Bill.—Funking.—Determination.—The
poker and window.—Vici.—Apologies.—A cautious retreat.—My
revenge.—Lucy scared away.—Brighton Bessie.—Washing by
fire-light.—Friendly intimacy.—The house in B..w Street.—Lascivious
evenings.

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CHAPTER IV.—Little Pol consents.—Arsy-versy.—Broached, and howling.
—Kitty's vocalization.—A cheap virginity.—Two hours after.—Love's
money lost.—The street-gully.—Kitty pleases. Pol tires.—Kitty's
habits.—Friendliness and frankness.—Sausage rolls.—Confessions of
lust.

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CHAPTER VI.—Sausage-rolls, and consequences.—Kitty's home.—The
little ones.—A saucy cabman.—Catamenia.—Fucking economies.—Changing
money.—Pol and the bargee.—Kit implicated.—A black eye and
bruised rump.—A little boy's cock.—Preparation for travel.—Kit's
regret.—Bessie in tears.—Amusements abroad.—Home again.—Kitty a
strumpet.—An evening at B.. w Street.—Kitty's eight months doings.

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CHAPTER VIII.—Washerwomen.—Matilda and Esther.—A peep over a wall.—4
Eaves dropping.—A girl's wants.—Shaking a tooleywag.—A promenade by
a barrow.—Disclosures.—A snatch and a scuffle.—An assignation.

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CHAPTER X.—The washerwoman's lane.—An intention frustrated.—A slap on
the face.—Choice language and temper.—A dinner in the Haymarket.—The
rocking-chair.—A lucky shove.—Up, and out in a second.—A quarrel, and
flight.—An enticing laugh.—The house in O...d.n Street.

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CHAPTER XII.—Preliminary.—My taste for beauty of form.—Sarah
Mavis.—Midday in the Quadrant.—No. 13 J..s Street.—A bargain in
the hall.—A woman with a will.—Fears about my size.
Muck.—Cold-blooded.—Tyranny.—My temper.—Submission.—A revolt.—A
half-gay lady.—Sarah watches me.—A quarrel.—Reconciliation

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CHAPTER XIV.—Poses plastiques.—Sarah departs.—My despair.—Hannah's
comfort.—Foolscap and masturbation.—Cheap cunt.—A mulatto.—The
baudy house accounts.—Concerning Sarah.—The parlour.—The gay ladies
there.—My virtue.—Louisa Fisher.—A show of legs.—The consequence on
me.—Effect on Mrs. Z.

CHAPTER XVI.—A friend's maid-servant.—Jenny.—Initial familiarity.—A
bum pinched.—Jenny communicative.—Her young man.—An attempt, a
failure, a faint, a look and a sniff.—Restoratives.

 CHAPTER XVIII.—Fanny Hill sent to Jenny.—My next visit.—Thunder,
lightning, sherry, and lust.—A chase round a table.—The money
takes.—Tickling and micturating.—A search for Fanny Hill.—A chase
up the stairs.—In the bed-room.—Thunder, funk, and
lewdness.—Intimidation and coaxing.—Over and under.—A rapid
spender.—Virginity doubtful.—Fears, tears, and fucking.

CHAPTER XX.—A Saturday afternoon.—Copulation interrupted.—Retreat
cut off.—Under the bed.—Enter sister.—The new dress.—Heat
and sweat.—Undressing.—Jenny's anxiety.—Sweating much,
and stripping.—Nature in its simplicity.—Nature in its
vulgarity.—Delicious peeps.—A cunt near my nose. Erotic
recklessness.—Fist-fucking.

CHAPTER XXII.—The Sunday following.—Chaste calculations.—The sister
alone.—My embarrassment.—Ale fetched.—Warm conversation.—Stiffening.
—Bolder talk.—An exhibition of masculinity.—A golden promise.—Lust
creeping.—Baudy dalliance.—Cock and cunt in conjunction.

CHAPTER XXIII.—Jenny's bed-room.—The money hidden.—On the bed.—Fears
of maternity.—Inspection of sex.—The use of a husband.—Another
Sunday.—Regrets and refusals.—Resistance overcome.—Jenny's
ignorance.—Her Master returns.—Difficulty in getting at Jenny.—Her
sister waylaid.—Against a fence.—Jenny's marriage, and rise in life.